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    Riddance of Wild Humans Thanks to One Man (Source- 'News Today' Article by Noelle Van Burgh)    It is reported today that a recent infestation of disease-ridden humans has been successfully captured by none other than the locally famous Oliver Kirkland. When asked how he possibly did it alone, he answered, 'It's simple once you figure them out. Then again, they seem to all have different thought processes. Sometimes they'll all split up, sometimes they'll all group together. This time they all split up. I was able to capture them all without much effort." He also wanted to say that if anyone notices suspicious activity to contact the Hum

"Come on, come on...!" You paced the length of the room impatiently. How long could three minutes be?!  You checked the white stick for the fourth time in the last thirty seconds. Nothing yet. "Oh my..." You fell back onto the couch with a groan, hiding your face in your hands. You stared at the stick, watching it. Then you put it down, closing your eyes and leaning your head back.    Now you weren't sure if you wanted to know or not. You had to know, but you didn't know if you wanted to. Slowly, you lifted the pregnancy test again and peeked through your eyelashes at it. "Oh, shit..." You groaned, throwing it on the floor. Positive. "Ffff

There he was again, a common customer who in all his trips here has never ordered anything, not even a glass of water. You smoothed out your waitress costume and approached him with a smile. “May I take your order sir?” You asked politely. You did this every day with the same reaction. None. The man would merely ignore you and continue to look out the window with an expression that broke your heart every time. This time however, he took the time to simply look at you. His bloody red eyes took hold of you, making you freeze in place from his slight motion. “N-nothing as usual?” you asked cautiously. He still said not

Jack's POV Its been two weeks since my fight with Zalgo, I think he's finally given up. Of course I will always worry for (Name)'s safety, but I know I'll always be there to protect her. From the moment I saw her lying in bed, to the moment she kissed me for the first time, I knew there was nothing in this world that could tare us apart. Every time she tells me she loves me it always makes me think of that fairy tale story 'Beauty and the Beast'. Even though I'll never be human, the fact that there is someone out there in the world who loves just makes feel so happy inside. I know I'll always be with (Name). My love. My beauty. My angel

Child!Pastas x Reader Ch.4 Dinner was just... horrible. The spaghetti was fine you hadn't managed to poison that. And you hadn't set the kitchen on fire or anything. It was just... the kids. They were so messy and... there were noodles EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. And Smile had barged in and just began to lap it all up, what he could reach that is, but he just ended up tracking dirty paw prints all over the floor. The rest was splattered on the table and... on the children. BEN was the worst by far. Jane however had to be the neatest. And as you stared at their tomato sauce covered faces/masks only one thought came to mind: It was time for

                                                                              ~~The Dark & Cold~~                                                                                Ticci Toby x Reader                                                                              (Request by~ )                                                                             ----CHAPTER TWO----    .:Reader's POV:.    You gave your hands a final yank before giving up and finally taking in a deep breath to scream for help. "HE-Hmph!!" Before you were able to finish calling for someone, a sweating hand quickly covered your mouth, muting your voi